Grandmom is staying with us because she has no power and it’s 100 degrees out. I’m calling it now, some one is gonna die
My sister: girl you have a nice butt. And in those jeans? Dang.
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.– Liz Taylor
MORE PIERCINGS. Gah it’s addicting
i wish i was married to tony stark i bet he has really fast internet
‘I’ before ‘E’, except after ‘C’, and when sounding like ‘way’, as in ‘neighbor’...– Brian Regan